Strain Review: What Color Means — and Why It’s Not Everything

Red. Green. White. Yellow. Fast. Slow. Moderate.
Let’s talk about what all these labels actually mean — and where they fall short.

🌈 What Do Strain Colors Mean?

• Green: often balanced; smooth energy or clarity
• White: often associated with stimulation or focus
• Red: often noted for calming or relaxing effects
• Yellow (rare): blends or fermented versions with mixed profiles

These aren’t rules — they’re just broad starting points.

🧠 But Here’s the Real Deal:

Everyone reacts differently.
Your body chemistry, dose, tolerance, and even mood can impact the experience.

So instead of saying:

“Green Thai is always moderate!”

…we say:

“Here’s what some users feel — but see how it works for you.”

🧪 Our Approach:

We offer clear strain labeling, but we never overpromise.
We encourage you to test, track, and trust your own experience.

And we’re always here to help you figure it out — no judgment, no B.S.